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Oct 07
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What was the best text message you ever got?

grandeuricillusions:

spaceouttt:

butterfliesatthemailbox:

onthewing:

dver:

lilcaitybeez:

ontheroadtobeinghappy:

envypersonified:

balloonatic:

myguiltypleasures:

mine was “you’re beautiful. i love you”

”cool your jets gladiator. Everything will be fine. Relax. (:”

“awe :D, thank you :). i’m still here for you too :). seriously. if you ever wanna talk, i’m here :)”

Any of the, I don’t know, like 40 texts I have saved on this phone from her, and the 40 texts I had saved on my other phone from her, before that one broke.

”I wanna see you everyday. I’ve Missed You.” Boyfrand<3

“you want him to hit it from the back like a real nigga should.”

“let’s make love while listening to nightwish plz<3” from sam

“Tonight was so cunting fun I am gonna go lick a beehive” from Sarah

“Kick her in the throat, that’ll wake her ass up.”

It was from someone who was my ex, but is now my current when I got some bad rejection news. This isn’t a direct quote, but it was “You are a great writer, and I wouldn’t rather anyone else be editing my book.”

I remember that day.  Way to bring up bad memories.

  1. jcdera reblogged this from jsutbecause and added:
    I wrong sent my mom yesterday “Are you guys here na?” And then she sent it back and added ” - K” sa end.
  2. theprettylovescene reblogged this from cashcashcredit and added:
    :D you’re my meat, my dash, my girl, my pretty girl, my missing machine, my love...lovely...
  3. cashcashcredit reblogged this from new-battery and added:
    i could be what you wanna me to be :) yawwwn myboy
  4. slightestwind reblogged this from lethifolds and added:
    recently? “How not ok would it be to make a polygamous teen panic house?”
  5. lilstefie reblogged this from lilcaitybeez and added:
    “i miss u” “i always want...over” “i like when...messages...
  6. xxcasie5xx reblogged this from codenameclementine and added:
    something along the lines of “Don’t worry I’m your forever”
  7. lethifolds reblogged this from afabulous and added:
  8. afabulous reblogged this from lilcaitybeez and added:
    “you made me smile”
  9. pandaissmitten reblogged this from jauwtheliar and added:
    “You just need to get your cone dipped :D” “Well, I need someone to dip their cone in me.” “Sigh. I’ll do it ;D”
  10. jauwtheliar reblogged this from onthewing and added:
    “They should call you JAUW THE LIAR.” Hence my username. Jauw is a typo of my name, Katy, on a cellphone. :D
  11. tehfailure reblogged this from grandeuricillusions and added:
    I remember that day. Way to bring up bad memories.
  12. supchrista reblogged this from lilcaitybeez and added:
    “If all of that had never happened, I wouldn’t have met you.”
  13. debbie-thornberry reblogged this from voodoohorror and added:
    “Apparently me on an overdose of childrens sleep meds thinks its a good idea to watch Zathura~” - G CAPZ
  14. me3se reblogged this from optimusprime- and added:
    ”I love you. I hope you know that.” BUT that was then, this is now. -Brettt
  15. m-antonio-images reblogged this from soothsayerr and added:
    “Da…luv u” - my daughter, out of the blue…after we had a tif on the phone. yeah, i’m a daughter’s dad and she a daddy’s...
  16. codenameclementine reblogged this from vampire-lestat and added:
    India, lima oscar victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, hotel uniform november. It was a brain teaser that means “I love...
  17. letthefunandgamesbegin reblogged this from nervousrex and added:
    ”Your the one”
  18. bricheeseandcrackers reblogged this from lilcaitybeez and added:
    my favorite recent one said “besides every girl doesn’t equal you, it’s different with you :)”
  19. optimusprime- reblogged this from paulsofine69 and added:
    “I promise, baby.” it was a lie, but it made me feel happy when I got it. lmfao.
  20. nervousrex reblogged this from lilcaitybeez and added:
    Dych ywa! im jinfa deink thatslast tct mase sense btw if u ere me idk how 2 smoke thks took 2 rong2 type 4rumandcook3 im...
  21. vampire-lestat reblogged this from lilcaitybeez and added:
    I may love my video games..and spending time alone…i love a drink or two or late on a friday night..and hell yes i love...
  22. aprivilegedpeddler reblogged this from onthewing and added:
    lol well its not mine but my friends and it always makes me laugh “I fucked this girls mom last night” … It was from her...
  23. sleeping-sickness reblogged this from onthewing and added:
    “Would you like to have a threesome?” and it was legit too.
  24. hernamewastangerine reblogged this from onthewing and added:
    “Tonight was so cunting fun I am gonna go lick a beehive” from Sarah
  25. madnessistheexit reblogged this from coulsens and added:
    ^^^^^ I said that! That was the best one ever.
  26. lilcaitybeez reblogged this from ontheroadtobeinghappy and added:
    ”I wanna see you everyday. I’ve Missed You.” Boyfrand
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